Top 10 Signs that You are finishing DFL (Dead Last) in your group (some of these I made up, some really happened to me today.)
- The water hand up station is closed prior to your last lap.
- When you finish, the photographers have already uploaded their pictures for purchase.
- The results are posted before you finish (this actually happened today).
- They ask you if anyone else is on the course when you finish.
- The race organizers wonder how many course flags you picked up on your way in.
- Neil Sharphorne claps and says, “way to go old timer”!
- The leaves have changed and they ask if you want a hunter's safety vest for your last lap.
- Your Gel Shots shelf life expires while you are riding.
- The team sponsors change during the race.
- 10. The end of winter party starts just as you cross the finish line.
I hate Addison Oaks....maybe next year.
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